Wednesday, April 30, 2008

RE: Announcement.

So anyway, hours ago i was ranting about a couple of announcements. Now that I'm free from businesses, lets get down to business (wait what?)

First off, regarding the demolished "The Werewolf Online". That blog has been dead for ages, and the posts in there reflects my poor English, which i would like to have them erased from existence. Plus, the posts were crap, both content and motive. Thanks to Her Majesty's will, i have removed the foul display of crappy-ness from the face of Earth.

Moving on, regarding this new blog. After killing the foul blog, I have decided that a new one should take the old one's place. So yeah, the new one's in place. I hope that this new one would be much more a success than the old one.

Lastly, my introduction about Hell. What's good about Hell? Hmmm, good question, i don't know the answer to it too. There's nothing much good in Hell. Though, I'll tell you bout some of the stuffs i like about Hell. Hell's Kitchen, a well known bistro in Hell, houses the hottest Chili you can ever find in Hell. Hell's Kitchen was established during several million years ago, back then when Dinosaurs roams the surface of Earth. Business was good, meat was always in short supply, due to the customers are mostly those meat eating reptiles (Back then Heaven doesn't exist, because God is not a dinosaur.) But wait, Satan's a half goat demon, why the heck did he exist back then whereas God wasn't? Simple, he went back in time and had sex with a T-rex giving birth to the first Prince of Darkness: Satansaur. (There is no word in this world that can be used to describe Satan's ability to name stuffs). Anyway, enough about the red butt demon.

Anyway, added a couple of new things to the blog. Hope you enjoy them.

~End Signal~

This is an announcement.

Firstly, The Werewolf Online has been demolished, thanks to Her Majesty. Secondly, The Werewolf Online has been revamped to form "The Forgotten Unholy Archive", which you are viewing right now. Lastly, I welcome you to a world of weirdness and strange phenomenons that is Hell.

More on this later on.