I'm back bitches.

Yeah that's right I'm back, and what's more, i'm moving this blog onto Wordpress.

I guess that's about it, see you at Wordpress.

Curfews, curfews, curfews.

We all know curfews. Many of us had been given curfews. Well in this case it ain't for me. My laptop has been given a strict curfew. From Monday to Friday, I wouldn't be able to use the laptop. Sure, use the desktop. Did i mention my modem was locked as well, and for an infinite time? Well this sucks.

~End of Transmission~

Recent news

Couple of news, couple of events, and a couple of let downs.

I've bought a 1/8 Max Factory Figma Haruhi. It costs me 38 bucks, but that's normal.

My Internet died on me. I used to be able to scan networks at home, but lately, my network couldn't be detected anymore (Ok fine, my NEIGHBOR'S network). They say "Lost My Music", in my case, it's "Lost My Internet". This sucks. An Internet-less night. Believe me, I'm typing this while my Internet's gone, and I'm still waiting for it to come back online so that i can post this. Oh hey it's back on.

Other news: Never, never, stuff your dinner down your throat in a rush. The after effect is horrible. HORRIBLE I SAY. I feel like puking. Ugh.

~End of Transmission~

Things are going good

Yesterday i bought a figma Haruhi. Twas awesome.

Yesterday i finished Full Metal Panic season 1. Twas awesome.

Yesterday i watched Indiana Jones' newest movie. Twas epic.

Today my sister asked me a question for her science homework:

Q: Anthony went to Burger King and ate a Chicken Whooper burger. The burger contained chicken, mayonnaise, tomatoes, cheese and two sesame seed buns. What are the end products of the enzymatic of the Chicken Whooper that Anthony ate?

My answer:

A: Shit.


Twas awesome.

June: A series of Unfortunate Fortunates

So like, there's a Manga and Toy Convention coming up on the 28th of June down here in Hell, and I'm planning to visit it, see if there's anything worth scavenging ( I doubt, but oh well, worth a shot)

HOWEVER

I have two consecutive weeks of classes so it's practically impossible for me to sleep late and wake up later.

SO

I have restocked my anime stockpile just in case i take wrong turn and fell into a state of despair and desperation.

ALSO

Full Metal Panic is awesome, that is all.

~End of Transmission~

Lots of news

Firstly, I'm tired. It's been a tiring day without caffeine, my caffeine level has dropped steeply recently D:

Secondly, I was reading a blog post by alafista:

"The Lucky☆Star brand has been found on sake wine, street lamps and now it is even found on this advertisement for a “Delivery Health” Shop.

According to Dannychoo, “Delivery Health” are special services where you call them up and girls will drop by your house to recharge your health points.

This is blashphemy! They are luring otakus with 2D girls and then giving them 3D girls in the end."

I agree with what he says, this is blasphemy!

Thirdly,

Forgive me for the poor quality, my image uploader seems to be acting up for direct animated images upload.

And finally,

My Shinji has turned from an emo fag into a muscular, passionate man that wears steel clogs for leisure walking.

~End of Transmission~

The story of the girl that gets erased twice: Asakura Ryouko

*SPOILERS**SEASON TWO PLOT LINE**SPOILERS*

I pity her. Really, i do.

In season one Ryouko gets erased by Yuki for trying to kill Kyon. In season two she gets erased after stabbing Kyon, except the scenarios are different.

In season one, she tries to kill Kyon so that Haruhi would have some reaction, and that she'll create more data for processing. She failed and was erased by Yuki. (Aww c'mon there's no need to erase her D;)

In season two, she tries to kill Kyon thinking he's gonna shoot Yuki with the data reversal gun the original Yuki made. (Read the book or wait for season two to understand) She did managed to stab Kyon this time, but was erased once more by the original Yuki. (Goddamit that's twice, why erase Ryouko when you still wanted her to live >:)

No, there's no 3rd time. BECAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY ERASED IN THE SECOND TIME T.T

*Goes cry in a corner*

WHY YUKI WHY, GODDAMIT WHY, BAAAAW

~End of Transmission~

Chocolate: A Tale of Epic and Actions

The level of epic radiating from the silver screen when i watched the movie was almost on the scale of the recent Sichuan Earthquake. The pain that vibrates in the air was enough to make one feel it. The actions flashed across the screen is enough to make a hot-blooded kung fu lover ejaculate. Twice.

It is just that epic. The longest fight scene was at the end. It involves katanas, dual wielding, 4 storeys above ground, and total, genuine, bone breaking falls. Note: Neither impact nets nor dummies were used when the stunt actors fell off the building. It's a wonder that none of them died. All injuries (Cept the gunshot wounds) occurred in the film were all real (I kinda doubt this, as they were all fatal injuries towards the end of the film, but oh well)

Watch it. Words can't be used to describe how awesome this film is.

One last note: Never make fun of autistic kids

~End of Transmission~

I thank you Granpa Nurgle

For fixing my keyboard and mouse. IT HAS FINALLY BEEN FIXED. After navigating my way through the Hp driver download page with a shitty Internet connection that disconnected halfway, I finally found the solution to my laptop's fucking up. I had to download the update for my Bios. When it was installing, I saw my version of the new one: a difference of 1.0 in terms of version! Oh god.

In other news: I LOVE MIKU, HER VOICE IS TOO AWESOME, DAMMIT! YEARGH!

Ahem.

~End of Transmission~

I've angered the Machine Spirit

In other words, I can't use my laptop's keyboard, and my iPod's headphones' left earphone is inert. Goddamit i wasted one whole afternoon trying to trouble shoot it. then i remembered I had an USB keyboard lying around....TIME WASTED, DAMMIT!

I have no idea what i said though, it seems the Adeptus Mechanicus has laid a snare trap for me, and i've sorta stepped into it. Now my keyboard is screwed up. I can't type no shit, i can't use the command buttons, it's inert. They've seemed to ambush my earphones as well. Only my right earphone can hear sound, the other one is dead. DEAD. 

In other news, always remember to clean your spare parts when not in use for a long time. The keys of my USB keyboard is too damn sticky. It almost feels like the aftermath of some indecent event...

Anyhoo, I'll be brining this laptop tomorrow to the it's service shop in town. I'm glad that there's such thing called warranty. 

What the fucking shit? Other stuffs..

Yesterday, i saw a video that should be deemed inappropriate, disturbing and shocking for most common mortals, but being the sick fuck i am, i found it amusing and was laughing my asses off.

The video:



Anyway, in other news, i have gotten the "milktub 15th ANNIVERSARY BEST ALBUM BPM200 ROCK'N'ROLL SHOW ", and i must say, it's a pretty awesome album.

Album Cover:


Yeah, that's about everything for now. Check back later for more news.

~End of Transmission~

Look who's back (Intoducing Hatsune Miku)

Well well well, look! That jerk is back! Oh wait... yeah I'm back. Sorta feeling better know after doing some personal soul searching, but yeah, GET THAT IMAGE OF ME CUTTING MY OWN WRIST OUTTA YOUR HEAD, i mean, ahem, I'm not emo, but that last message said otherwise huh. But yeah, I'll be damned if i start cutting my own wrist, my blood is too precious to be wasted on such meaningless way of self abusing.

Anyway, I've came back from the depths of the bottomless pit, and I've added two new gadgets to the blog: The Miku Player and the Talking Miku Clock. The Miku player, is by far in my opinion, the best gadget I've seen ever. It contains 176 songs sung by our beloved Hatsune Miku herself, and I've gotta say: I LOVE HER VOICE EVEN THOUGH IT'S ROBOTIC x3. I recommend 恋は戦争 for a start because it is extremely awesome. Notice the small square box next to the name of the song? That is a link to a video, or rather, the music video on Nicovideo of the song. If you have a Nicovideo account, go ahead and watch it. The music video is also one of the reasons I've recommended the song, because in the MV, Miku looks badass, BADASS I TELL YOU.

Another thing I've added is the Miku Clock. What's so special bout it? It talks, 'nuff said. just click on Miku in the clock and she'll speak out the time in her oh-so-sweet-so-lovely robotic voice. Also, if you click on the music note instead, she'll sing a short song for you.

Anyway, if me or any of my acquaintances find more on Hatsune Miku's gadget, be sure to keep a look out for it, you might never know when will it appear on my blog.

~End of Transmission~

絶望した！！ 俺わ絶望した！！

Recently, I'm feeling down. Really down. EXTREMELY DOWN. For some reason, i have lost all motivation to do all things, and that started a yesterday. Before that, i was being my normal self, now i felt like as if I'm a zombie walking on the surface of Mother Earth, shuffling about aimlessly. Even know, i felt like deleting this blog post instead of publishing it. Most of the time it's just because i lacked sleep, but this time i felt that it is much more different. I'm gonna go try to sleep now, and see if it works.

~Transmission discontinued~

Monolith Janitor: A Myth (And other crap)

For those of you who has basic knowledge of Warhammer 40K, you should know about the Necrons, and if you know about the Necrons you know about the Monolith. But what you don't know about is the Monolith Janitor. "What the fuck?" you might ask. Yes what the fuck, there is no such race in the world of Warhammer 40k, so why did i mention it? Well, because i'm writing a fanfic about the encountering of a special necron that dressed up like a Janitor. When i'm done, i'll be posting it here chapter by chapter each week. So whoever wants to read them (none i would assume xD), wait for it to be completed, and no, this will not be an empty promise like the story about werewolves back when the foul blog existed.


In other news, shark fin soup is awesome when eaten with rice. Just pour the shark fin soup over the rice and eat it with a spoon. Then you will know the awesomeness of it. Don't believe me? Go try it yourself .


~End Transmisson~

Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha: What?

No seriously, what? I know in anime ecchiness is a must, but what is up with Lyrical Nanoha? So high school girls showing off their panties is bad, a woman with large breast that goes bouncing each step she takes is bad, but showing an under aged girl's clothes getting disintegrated as they were getting replaced by her magical uniform, and during the process she wasn't censored or anything is okay? Seriosuly, what? If this anime is to be shown on Australian TV, I'm positively sure that the Australian censorship has been hacked and altered, because last time i checked, they were extremely tight-assed about lolicon and shotacon. But seriously, WHAT?

In other news, Insomnia really kills, and you don't want to know how it feels to be sleepless for 2 days. Though 2 is nothing compared to 5, IT IS STILL A TERRIBLE FEELING. Period.

~End Transmission~

Sleep: The solution to all problems (and other stuffs)

Sleeping is the best thing to do when bored (see Boredom: Man's Enemy). If a person sleeps, he is in the state of inactivity, and hence he is doing nothing but resting his own body. Hence, when a man sleeps, he's the safest creature on the surface of Earth at any given time. Imagine if all the soldiers were sleeping throughout the world wars. They will be no fighting, no bloodshed, the snorts and farts of sleeping men

Now most people will be like, "Who would rule the country if everyone's sleeping? Who would be working?". Think about it, if you are sleeping most of the time, what is there to worry about economy and politics? It's not like you guys will be living in the dream world version of real life now is it?

So the bottom line is that if a person sleep, it solves all problems.


Anyway moving on:

Whoever says normal zombies are the deadliest zombies, obviously never met Zombie Jesus. Many people have given their views about Zombie Jesus, including the man (or should i say zombie?) himself. Below are some words given by famous and infamous historical person.

“He died for your sins, now hes back for your brains!”

~ Noah on Zombie Jesus

“Well at least its not Irish Zombie Jesus”

~ Osama Bin Laden on the increase of snakes on his planes

“Graaaagh! Am Zarmbah G-Zaz!”

~ Zombie Jesus on Himself

From uncyclopedia, "Zombie Jesus was finally defeated in 1369 AD when he was tricked by a priest into consuming a host. After being informed he had just consumed his own body, Zombie Jesus vanished in a puff of brain dust. It seems likely that if the Scientologists' claim is to be believed, Zombie Jesus may have been killed by an apple pie, the polar opposite of zombie. However, the only kind of apple pie that Zombie Jesus is not resistant to is Satan's Apple Pie, which was lost after Zombie Jesus was killed. There is no evidence for this claim, and when asked, Satan responded, 'What the hell are you talking about? Get the hell out of... hell!'"

Well, now that you know you can't kill Zombie Jesus, pray hard he doesn't revive and finds you.

~End Transmission~

Boredom: Man's enemy

*Warning* Post contains some politics crap, turn away now if you don't want to read. You've been warned.

Since when has anyone never felt bored? If someone tells you he has never been bored once in his life, smack him hard on the back of his head and call him a liar. If you are a human being, you will definitely feel bored when nothing is happening. Because of this, man felt the need to do something. Sometimes, the stuffs they did can be good things, but the rest of the time, it's neither good nor recreational. It's just dumb, and these dumb things sometime causes deaths of people. Which is why boredom has always been an enemy of man.

Ever since the prehistoric age, boredom exists. Back when our ancestors were all wearing leaves or nothing at all, men fight with each other (Human beings or gorillas, we don't know. I personally think that we were all dinosaurs then) . Theory by scientists says that this is just a way of showing who is the dominant male, to win the heart of the female like many typical 'Triangular Relationship', but no, that is incorrect. It is because of boredom. Male fight with each other because they are bored hunting. They needed to do something to release their barbaric nature through means other than hunting. They decided to fight with each other until one falls, exhausted or dead. This in turn made him look good, and

Karl Marx wrote the ideology of Communism, which turned the Hierarchy Kingdom of Russia into a Communist state, known in short, USSR. Quoting Wikipedia, "Communism is a socioeconomic structure that promotes the establishment of a classless, stateless society based on common ownership of the means of production. It is usually considered a branch of the broader socialist movement that draws on the various political and intellectual movements that trace their origins back to the work of theorists of the Industrial Revolution and the French Revolution. Communism attempts to offer an alternative to the problems believed to be inherent with capitalist economies and the legacy of imperialism and nationalism. Communism states that the only way to solve these problems would be for the working class, or proletariat, to replace the wealthy bourgeoisie, which is currently the ruling class, in order to establish a peaceful, free society, without classes, or government." That is the idea of Communism. But did Karl Marx really wrote that because he want to free the workers from exploitations? No, he didn't wrote that because he wanted the workers to be freed from exploitations. He wrote it because he was bored. Bored of the Tsar's ruling, bored of the sights of poor workers, and because of this boredom, Communism was born. Little did he know that the result of his boredom caused bloodsheds over many years until it was finally destroyed.

National Socialist German Worker's Party, or Nazi. Love and hated by Germans, it was made famous by Adolf Hitler. Loved because it is the only way to save Germany and making it strong again, hated because of the ill treatment given to any opposition of the party. Created to remove the Weimar Government, . But why? Is it because he really wanted to save Germany from discrimination? Is it because he wanted power? No, not at all. The reason is again, boredom. Hitler, after passing each day in boredom, decided he should do something. He gathered a bunch of friends to think of something fun to do, and thus, Nazism was born. The result of Hitler boredom caused WWII, the creation of Atomic weapons, and his own death. Once more, boredom has proved to be devastating.

There are also many other cases of tragedies caused by boredom. Why did European countries took South East Asian along with other countries and in turn made them their colonies? Was it because they needed the resources? Was it because they needed to build up their country? No, it was because of boredom. They decided to take over weaker countries because they were bored, bored by the fact that their egos are collecting dust after WWII. Hence, they decided it would be fun to compete with each other to see who is the strongest European country then. What happened? Vietnam War.

Why did Bush invaded Iraq? Was it for liberation? Was it for the oil? Neither, it's just because he's bored, and felt the need to unleash the army on some 'poor' country in the Middle East. He chose Iraq. Well, he conquered Iraq, boosted his Ego, but what did he get in return? The people of United States hated him because of the War. Many people wished to kill him personally to avenge those that had died in Iraq because of Bush's boredom.

Why did the people of Tibet refused to participate in the Olympics, and barred the torch relay to take place in their land? Was it because they are angry with China's rejection of Tibet's Independence proposal? No, it is because they were bored. Due to Taiwan's election recently and the upcoming Olympics that is to be held in Beijing, the world turned their attention towards Taiwan and China, ignoring Tibet. Tibetans became bored, and decided to thwart the torch relay by creating a riot. The world has certainly turn their attention towards Tibet now, but at what cost? Will the organizers of Olympics think about organizing the Olympics in an Asian country ever again? Don't think so, and all because of boredom.

To summarize it all: BOREDOM KILLS. Now get out and do something recreational, and don't get yourself killed.

~End Transmission~

RE: Announcement.

So anyway, hours ago i was ranting about a couple of announcements. Now that I'm free from businesses, lets get down to business (wait what?)

First off, regarding the demolished "The Werewolf Online". That blog has been dead for ages, and the posts in there reflects my poor English, which i would like to have them erased from existence. Plus, the posts were crap, both content and motive. Thanks to Her Majesty's will, i have removed the foul display of crappy-ness from the face of Earth.

Moving on, regarding this new blog. After killing the foul blog, I have decided that a new one should take the old one's place. So yeah, the new one's in place. I hope that this new one would be much more a success than the old one.

Lastly, my introduction about Hell. What's good about Hell? Hmmm, good question, i don't know the answer to it too. There's nothing much good in Hell. Though, I'll tell you bout some of the stuffs i like about Hell. Hell's Kitchen, a well known bistro in Hell, houses the hottest Chili you can ever find in Hell. Hell's Kitchen was established during several million years ago, back then when Dinosaurs roams the surface of Earth. Business was good, meat was always in short supply, due to the customers are mostly those meat eating reptiles (Back then Heaven doesn't exist, because God is not a dinosaur.) But wait, Satan's a half goat demon, why the heck did he exist back then whereas God wasn't? Simple, he went back in time and had sex with a T-rex giving birth to the first Prince of Darkness: Satansaur. (There is no word in this world that can be used to describe Satan's ability to name stuffs). Anyway, enough about the red butt demon.

Anyway, added a couple of new things to the blog. Hope you enjoy them.

~End Signal~

This is an announcement.

Firstly, The Werewolf Online has been demolished, thanks to Her Majesty. Secondly, The Werewolf Online has been revamped to form "The Forgotten Unholy Archive", which you are viewing right now. Lastly, I welcome you to a world of weirdness and strange phenomenons that is Hell.

More on this later on.