Sleep: The solution to all problems (and other stuffs)

Sleeping is the best thing to do when bored (see Boredom: Man's Enemy). If a person sleeps, he is in the state of inactivity, and hence he is doing nothing but resting his own body. Hence, when a man sleeps, he's the safest creature on the surface of Earth at any given time. Imagine if all the soldiers were sleeping throughout the world wars. They will be no fighting, no bloodshed, the snorts and farts of sleeping men

Now most people will be like, "Who would rule the country if everyone's sleeping? Who would be working?". Think about it, if you are sleeping most of the time, what is there to worry about economy and politics? It's not like you guys will be living in the dream world version of real life now is it?

So the bottom line is that if a person sleep, it solves all problems.


Anyway moving on:

Whoever says normal zombies are the deadliest zombies, obviously never met Zombie Jesus. Many people have given their views about Zombie Jesus, including the man (or should i say zombie?) himself. Below are some words given by famous and infamous historical person.

“He died for your sins, now hes back for your brains!”

~ Noah on Zombie Jesus

“Well at least its not Irish Zombie Jesus”

~ Osama Bin Laden on the increase of snakes on his planes

“Graaaagh! Am Zarmbah G-Zaz!”

~ Zombie Jesus on Himself

From uncyclopedia, "Zombie Jesus was finally defeated in 1369 AD when he was tricked by a priest into consuming a host. After being informed he had just consumed his own body, Zombie Jesus vanished in a puff of brain dust. It seems likely that if the Scientologists' claim is to be believed, Zombie Jesus may have been killed by an apple pie, the polar opposite of zombie. However, the only kind of apple pie that Zombie Jesus is not resistant to is Satan's Apple Pie, which was lost after Zombie Jesus was killed. There is no evidence for this claim, and when asked, Satan responded, 'What the hell are you talking about? Get the hell out of... hell!'"

Well, now that you know you can't kill Zombie Jesus, pray hard he doesn't revive and finds you.

~End Transmission~